Letters of Consumer and Social Concern

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US AIRWAYS FLIGHT SAFETY and EMERGENCY EXIT ROW PROCEDURES

To Whom It Concerns at US Airways, Please be advised that you are in receipt of a letter from the Department of Letters of Consumer and Social Concern (DLCSC).   I recently flew to Portugal (from the U.S.) on your airline and, in the long cruise across the Atlantic, and then across the Amber Waves […]

A Modest Proposal, to the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife

Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife,   Please be advised that you are in receipt of a letter from the Bureau of Letters of Consumer and Social Concern (BLCSC). I was pleased to learn that on March 18 you tracked and killed three adolescent cougars east of the Sisters area in central Oregon. It sounded […]

Gallery of the Midnight Sun, Yellowknife, Northwest Territory

To Whom it Concerns at the Gallery of the Midnight Sun, Please be advised that you are in receipt of a letter from the Bureau of Letters of Consumer and Social Concern. It recently came to the attention of the DLCSC (Department of Letters of Consumer and Social Concern) that your gallery is practicing poor […]

$1,000,000 Challenge!

I recently watched a lecture on TED by acclaimed “magician” and skeptic, James Randi that inspired a little research and an equal measure of my own thinking about the subject of faith healers, homeopathy, and the place of critical thinking within modern culture.  I would say I am a somewhat critical thinker, and my conclusion–led […]

parking

To Whom It Concerns at the City of Portland Bureau of Parking Violations, This letter is in response to a parking violation (#) my work truck received on Saturday the 24th of March, 2010.  The truck was parked backwards, driver facing the street, in my driveway on NE Holland St.  This is my personal residence, […]

Icebreaker

To the Icebreaker Clothing Company and CEO Jeremy Moon, Please be advised that you are in receipt of a letter from the Department of Letters of Consumer and Social Concern (…and for the convenience of readers of the letters, any and all correspondence from the subject party of the letter can be printed here in […]

Jigsaw

To the Dewalt Tool Company and President John Schiech Please be advised that you are in receipt of a letter from the Department of Letters of Consumer and Social Concern (…and for the convenience of readers of the letters, any and all correspondence from the subject party of the letter can be printed here in […]

great stuff

To Whom it Concerns at DOW© Chemical and CEO Andrew Liveris, cc:// Bureau of Letters of Consumer and Social Concern One of your many products–“Great Stuff”–recently gained the attention of the Department of Letters of Consumer and Social Concern (“The Department”) because of some interesting phrasing on its United States issue label.  Shown here: The […]

Starbucks

Foreward: this is a note to the Reverend Billy (www.revbilly.com)–who you may know as the star of “What Would Jesus Buy” and a man staunchly opposed to Starbucks Coffee, to the extent that he has been arrested I believe more than 20 times for “exorcising” a corporate Starbucks cash register.  He has a forum on […]

Dear Mr. G.T. Dave

Dear Mr. G.T. Dave, I have been thoroughly enjoying your kombucha for several months now (like one to two 480 mL bottles a day).  I am writing this letter in part to congratulate you on your success in such a beautiful business.  I very much appreciate your product and hope you continue to grow and […]